Hahaha ! Don't try this at school . . . .:P

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.
Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?
Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!
Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.
Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!
... Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?
Murid : Faham, cikgu!
Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
Murid : (senyap)Cikgu : Pandai!
Murid : Bodoh!
Cikgu : Tinggi!
Murid : Rendah!
Cikgu : Jauh!
Murid : Dekat!
Cikgu : Keadilan!
Murid : UMNO!
Cikgu : Salah la pandai!
Murid : Betul la bodoh!
Cikgu : Bodoh!
Murid : Pandai!
Cikgu : Bukan!
Murid : Ya!
Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!
Murid : Oh Hamba!
Cikgu : Dengar ini!
Murid : Dengar itu!
Cikgu : Diam!
Murid : Bising!
Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!
Cikgu : Mati aku!
Murid : Hidup kami!
Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!
Murid : Akar lama tak tau!
Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!
Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!
Cikgu : Kamu gila!
Murid : Kami siuman!
Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!
Murid : Kurang! Kurang!
Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!
Murid : Belum! Belum!
Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!
Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!
Murid : Oh! Mengalah!
Cikgu : Kurang ajar!
Murid : Cukup ajar!
Cikgu : Habis aku!
Murid : Kekal kami!
Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!
Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!
Murid : Belum, pandai!
Cikgu : Berdiri!
Murid : Duduk!
Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!
Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!
Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!
Murid : Cerdik kami tu!
Cikgu : Rosak!
Murid : Baik!
Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!
Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar)
Murid: ^_^ ^_^ Hahaha..

As'salamualaikum ~~~

Good Morning my friends ~~
Lets start our day wih a happy laughter !
wakahkahkah !!
heheh
a lilttle bit overboard i guess . . .
haha !
sooo how r u guys ?
like always i'm fine with just a problem in waking up early in the morning . . .
Huargghh !!
Still sleepy . . .
hehehe
soooo  . . .
How about breakfast ?
what do u have for breakfast ?
My menu for today is nasi goreng from my favourite mamak stall . . .
Hmmmm ~~
i'm sooo into it  . .
hehehe. . .
hmm . .
it have been a while now since i create this blog . . .
and i'm thinking about developing a new one . . .
an educational blog . . .
sooo anyone with bright ideas , could u please give me some  . .
i don't have anything yet  . . .

and that's all for now . .
maybe i'll post a new one a lilttle later  . . .
ok then
byee ~~

Ugh !

Salam Guys . . .!
Erm . .
Aku xtau lah kan
Aku mmg xleh ngam lah ngan pompuan sebenarnye . . .
Aku xpandai jage hati pompuan . . .
Aarrghh !!

Aku dah pening
And strangely irritated with these problems . . .
Maybe aku neh mmg d takdir kan mcm neh . . .
Xpe lah . .  .
Yg penting "die" Happy . . . .
Kalo ko bce blog neh
Aku nak ko tau yg aku betul2 sayang kan ko . .
Tp aku xsanggup nak ulang mase silam aku . . .
Aku xharap ko paham tp aku harap ko terus lah hidup bahagie . . .
Aku cume nak ko happy je .. . .

As'salamualaikum ..  . . .

Salam !

Hai guys !
Lame dah xupdate . .
Rindu pulak . . .
Hahaha !
Sooo how r u guys ?
Anything great ?

Ade banyak masalah yg jadik . . .
Sorry bout my fb acc . .
I closed it temporarily . . .
Due to some of my personal problems . . .
Iguess this is it guys
there's nothing left to say . . .
bye ~~

Hai . . . !!

Hehehehe
sori guyss !!
dah lame aku xupdate  blog neh
Xde idea lah kate kan
Korg xnak kongsi2 ke ?
Hehehe

I'm Sorry . . .

Untuk yg ke 104 kali nye aku nal mintak maap kat kau
Aku dah banyak buat salah kat kau
Aku xtau nak cakap ape lg dah . . .
Yg aku tau aku nak mintak ko maaf kan aku
Pleasee . . .
Tolong lah  . . .
Aduhh . . .

Hai . . .

Hey Guys !
Huahuahua !
Feels like i'm a new person . . .
Last night . .
Ugh . . .Sucks !
But today , i hope nothing irritating will happen . .
Amin . . .

Aha !
How's ur morning ?
Anything great ?
Hmm ? Nothing ?
Same here . .
Everything just normal . .
And somehow i feels that normality is a must in reality . . .
Don't u think . . .
Ahhh !
Put that aside . . .
What do u guys have for Breakfast ?
A glass of Nescafe and roti canai is making me full . . .
(There's something wrong somewhere. . .) . . LoL
Erm . .
Acctually i wanna apologise to all of my friends , especially to fellow facebookers . .
Sorry guys !
My temper rise to unusual height . .
It cannot be help . .
Sorry . . . .

Hmm . .
I guess there's nothing left to say . . .
Eh !?
Wait . . .
Oyen , u have a dangerous statement on ur blog . .
be Careful
"btw tadi . . mak cik aku kuar ckp . . ''tolong cepat kan jodoh dia lekat nex'' . .patuh mama aku ckp . .''jgn. . . awal lagi. . . '' perh..potong stim mama aku ni. .. aku baru nak rase berlaki cam ne..erkk!! wkakakakakakaakak sengal aku ni!!! k bye!! (sudah malu ) ((''')_('''))"

Huahuahua !
Aku try ko kang . . .
kahkahkah

Ok Lah
i'm off !!
Byeeeee ~~~~

Erghh !

Today is probably the worst day ever
Arghh !
Everything seems to be irritating . . .
I'm sorry  Guys
Sorry Oyen . . .
A ku blur lah hari neh
So sorry  . . .

 **Away . .

Thanks !!

ohhh . . .Yeaaahhh !
Its kinda shocking . . .
3followers eh  . . .
Hehehehe !
Thanks Guys !
U r the best !
Muaaah !! Love u Guys !!
Hahahah !

Hey Guys . . .
There's something in my mind that disturbing me since last night . . .
What do u think about someone who don't know how to apprieciate
almost anything that he/she gets  ??
I've been pissed off by that kind of person lately . . .
Memang geram gile lah !
How could he scold at his own mother !?
Langsung xkenang budi lah that sh*t . . .
Siap maki lg , depan org ramai . . .
Pergh . . .
Ungrateful kan . . .
Time tuh aku ingat nak pegi la tanye ape hal kan  . . .
Xsempat sampai ade sorg brader neh dah sebat die dulu . . .
Damn he's tough . . .
Die bangun balik . . . Nak melawan lah konon nye . .
Mak die tahan . . .
Kesian lah aku nengok kan mak cik tuh . . .
Dapat anak pon macam tuh . . .
Ish . . .
Xpe lah . .
Let us all pray for her happiness . .
ok Guys !
Thats it for now . . .
Maybe malam karang bru online balik . .
Nengok lah . . .
Bye ~~


           

Morning !!

Hi Guys !!
How's ur Morning ?!
Great eh . . .
I've started my morning the usual way
With a glass of Kopi'o and a plate of Nasi Lemak !
Oyeaah !
Hahahaha !!
And now i'm feeling great dispise of my eyes which has look like panda eyes
Kehkehkeh
Soooo damn sleepy . . .
Huaargghh *
I guess that's all for now . .
I'm off !
Byeeeeee !!!!


p/s : i'm lacking of ideas . . . Gosh . .

Boring ~~

Hehehe
Hai . . .
Semenjak 2menjak dah berblog neh rahin pulak rase boring . . .
Hehehe
Macam ngade2 je bunyi nye kan . . .
Hmm . . .
Still xde followers mahupun member . . . .
Tp xpe
Tetap happy go lucky . . .
Still being myself . . .
Positive . . .
Ape yg korg nga buat agak nye ye . . .
Teringin pulak nak tau . .
Tadi macam nak p makan tapi . . .
Mane kawan2 ???
Tadi bukan men ramai . . .
Macam biskut
kehkehkeh !
Ok lah . . .
Aku nak p usha kedai makan mane yg still available lg pg2 bute neh . . . .
Okbai !!

Hey Guys !

First of all i wanna thanks a friend of mine for making my blog became like this (love it !) . . .
But still it's kinda sellfish though . . .
I wanna apologise to her but it seems like she didn't like that way (weird . . )
Aaah anyway Thanks a lot oyen !
Love u !
Hahaha !

I'm still confuse about this blogging thing
I guess i've a mountain of questions now . . (Oyen ! Incoming !)
kehkehkeh
She's the frst member of my blog
I guess that makes her a VIP . . . (LOL)
Hmmmm , By the way guys . . .
If u got any comments , please . . .
Post it . . .
I need to learn more about this thing . . . .
Okay !
Adios !
 


p/s: Uwaaaahhh ! Banyak nye . . . .

heeeeehehehehe

As'salamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh ~~  
         Eceehhh 

  Hmmmm . .
         Salam perkenalan to all !
  kehkehkeh
         Aaaa
  Apelg . . .
         Haa !
   Aaaaa
         Lupe plak . . . .
   Aaah xpe lah
         I'm new here soo i hope u guys would help me with this stuff
    Really2 new .. .  . .
                                                                         thanks
                                                                         okbaii !



 p/s:allignment sendiri neh , ciiisss , ,